Don’t start thinking Velveteen Rabbit when you see me. I’m not going to come alive because of a child’s love—that would be ridiculous. If that were possible, do you think I would be here, sitting on a train heading somewhere. I’d tell you where, but what do I know? Until recently, I was Franny’s toy, [...]
Rodney was taking P_____ for a little over a month when the “vacations” started, which isn’t really what they are, but what do we know? Anyway, the last time we saw him, he came by the house in a fake beard and gray long-hair wig, and all he could talk about was ZZ Top. [...]
Have you ever noticed how many balloons—especially the red ones—float up into the sky, leaving behind crying little kids? Some people say it’s natural, that the little kids’ hands just seem to let go. Those people are wrong. They never ask little kids what happened, which is kind of dumb if you ask me. Children [...]
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